A TEXT POST

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

Reblogged from hi im kevin
A TEXT POST

missespeon:

i love that neil cicierega isnt your typical anti-sj dudebro douche. i love watching 2edgy5me jerkoffs watch their beloved founder of internet content creation turn out to be one of their loathed sjws. i also love that someone i admire so much isnt a piece of shit and actively tries to learn about how to be respectful 2 others.

Reblogged from hey it's a sideblog
A TEXT POST

lilypottar:

I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer

Reblogged from Asdfghjkl.
A VIDEO

medukarrrabu:

transbees and sleepy princess and a dolt

Reblogged from Transrwbies
A TEXT POST

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

Reblogged from a story will be told
A QUOTE

Friday was an important day for Harry and Ron. They finally managed to find their way down to the Great Hall for breakfast without getting lost once.

A TEXT POST

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon is sat next to you at a big family dinner and all the way through they have their hand on your upper thigh

Reblogged from benedicts princess
A TEXT POST

kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

A QUOTE

Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

Reblogged from Ayyyy lil, mama